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herplove:

The Mexican Mole Lizard (Bipes biporus)

(Five-Toed Worm Lizard, Ajolote or Baja Worm Lizard)

Species of aamphisbaenian. One of four amphisbaenians that have legs, and the only non-extinct species of animal to have only two limbs.

Know who they pressed a pretzel idae off of, it was ME, now rich because must pay money at whenver to a prestl! 9.65/10 That’s ‘Connomy!

(Source: calphotos.berkeley.edu)

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lizzybetrippin:

Found this lil cutie playing in my hostas. He smelled me then started posing and stringing himself up in the flowers. He was so sweet :)

Lumpy Unkle has a day vineyard-way and hostus a hosta! 10/10 Careful that snooth dont tickle YOUR foots!!! Daingure!!!

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kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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i turned on my phone and this is what appeared which is good bc it basically sums me up rn

i turned on my phone and this is what appeared which is good bc it basically sums me up rn